Morticia F. Addams

All things creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky.

  • BOOM! After years of playing Sims 3 I have finally perfected my Morticia! BUT IT WON’T UPLOAD TO THE EXCHANGE FOR SOME REASON SO LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT TO DOWNLOAD HER! :D

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  • MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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  • the addams family + urban dictionary

    THE FUCK

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  • I got dressed in my traditional Indian regalia, but there was a man, he was the producer of the whole show. He took that speech away from me and he warned me very sternly. “I’ll give you 60 seconds or less. And if you go over that 60 seconds, I’ll have you arrested. I’ll have you put in handcuffs.”

    - Sacheen Littlefeather in Reel Injun (2009), dir. Neil Diamond.

    If she ain’t an Indian, then I’m a potato. She is beautiful and I would trade every ounce of Caucasian blood to look like her. 

    (Source: feu-follet, via vintagegal)

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  • darling-carolyn-jones:

    if you don’t like ophelia frump, chances are i probably don’t like you.

    Hail the daisy goddess. 

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  • a-place-to-cry:

    Keep going, you’re needed.

    "Tish, you’re all woman"

    "Yes, I know." 

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  • whosnormalthesedays:

    *sigh* its hard being queen

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  • How you people makin these gifs?!?!? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS! AGhhhhh

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  • Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers

    I was tagged by rauljuliawasagod

    1. I have Chickamauga Cherokee ancestry (1/16), and it is one of the things I am most proud of! 

    2. I am 22 years old, and I have never been kissed. 

    3. I have a black belt in Tae Kwon Do! 

    4. I have worked as a background actor and stand-in on over a dozen films. Including The Hunger Games MJ:2, Divergent, Insurgent, The Originals, The Vampire Diaries, Let’s Be Cops, Devil’s Knot, Identity Thief, etc. lol

    5. Mo Collins follows me on Instagram. 

    Okay, so I named 5 things I am proud of. It counts! MEH! 

    Serioulsy, I could go on and on. I love to talk about myself. #DontJudgeMe 

    I tag morticiasgrandromance gladly-feast-on-those-who-subdue askwednesdayaddams broadwaywednesday bellatrixmalfoys crazierthanyouxo loveage-moondream morticias-darkness-has-escaped wishiwasmorticia rainbowsasafras

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  • morticias-darkness-has-escaped:

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    Don’t you dare lie to me and say she didn’t put her boob in his face on purpose.

    #Look at her in the first gif she’s practically rolling it across his ear

    She’s practically just kinda like “look, look at my boobs. They’re wonderful. Now kiss my arm.”

    HOLY SHIT IN THE FIRST ONE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S SAYING “BOOBS” HOW THE FACK DID I NOT SEE THAT!!!

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE “BOOBALA”

    No look. It doesn’t even look like shes saying “bubala” anymore. It’s 
    "BOOBS"

    LMFAO Boobala. You just ruined enhanced it.

    now all i see is her casually yelling “BOOBS” and brushing her chest against his face

    Look at his face after she says it. He’s all -_- o_o O_O

    It’s the greatest thing ever. But no, John literally dove into that suit of armor. I think he prob actually hurt himself and that boob to the cheek was like magic healing power

    Stunt double?? Meheh. Poor guy probably didn’t get Cj boob “on his face”

    I CANT UNSEE “BOOBS”

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  • Me after I’ve been on pinterest

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